Jack Ohman for September 11, 2020

No such thing as a “compassionate conservative”.

Good thing there’s no such thing as the climate crisis, otherwise states might just spontaneously combust!

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation – Will Rogers

The prayer today would be for RAIN and a VACCINE. The investigation would be to determine what stupid bastard allowed our idiot President to talk with Bob Woodward eighteen times and have it recorded ! Call damage control ! Get OUR blonde bimbo on Fox News to tell the press what he really said translated from Trumpspeak. Put a gold chain around her neck . . .long eyelashes…. hurrry.

Note that Moscow Mitch got directly to the important work after their vacation. Appointing more unqualified judges.

Like magic.. this too will pass. Already there are acres and acres that are no longer burning.

And it will be “perfect help, only the best help, the bigliest help ever – I alone can save you – trust me!”

Only the Trumpublicans can save us from the massive nightmare that they are responsible for causing in the first place.

/s

Anti American Trump has not said a word about the west coast fires.

Anti science Republicans don’t even believe in global warming, they say.

Vote out every Republican in November, its your last chance.

Hang tight and vote right! Uh huh!

Channel 12 a Fox station here in Portland, OR advised viewers last night that the rumor of Antifa members WERE NOT being arrested for starting the forest fires in Oregon. Seems false postings on social media had spread the rumor like forest fire. Now who would start such a rumor !

I can understand not helping or even recognizing the problems of blue states like Oregon, California, Washington and British Colombia, but don’t you think he could send a little help to Idaho and Montana?

I don’t know why Moscow Mitch is criticized for obeying his owner’s commands. Usually, we LIKE obedient lap dogs!

Takes 2 to tango. The House has yet to come up with a bill that doesn’t include a bunch on non-covid crap.

And, you can’t blame Mitch for a Dem filibuster.

Should be Smokey the White Elephant

Why didn’t the Republicans just toss those infected right into the flames? It would save them money. Oh right they aren’t fully in charge yet! Whew what a relief.

But you know some of them are really thinking of that, right? I would expect some like them with no morals or scruples or empathy can do if they have the power.

DON’T GIVE THEM THAT POWER!

No, I didn’t accidentally post my ridicule of the ridiculous AndyLit twice. I was TRYING to reply to HIM. Tried it twice, yet it didn’t post where I wanted it to go. Oh, well, these things do happen…………

Lie detectors copuld not keep up.

After the election, if enough people are paying attention (and SURELY, they’ve been hit hard and often enough with a virtual 2×4 to get their attention) we’ll have many fewer GOPists in positions of power. I hope.

Dopey elephant didn’t bring a rake!

Its tail should be aflame.