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Jack Ohman for March 26, 2020

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    Concretionist  8 days ago

    POUND IT FLAT !!

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    Dtroutma Premium Member 8 days ago

    Just use a pick.

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    Strawberry Hellcat: Gair I gall, ffon I’r anghall Premium Member 8 days ago

    If you think the curve is bad now – the Big Easy is becoming the next major hotspot, spreading outward across the southern portion of the country.

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    billiegoatgruff  8 days ago

    Go to the Johns Hopkins Dashboard and open on the curve gismo on the lower right corner. You have to click on the US in the left sidebar to bring up the US curve.

    Got it? Now look at the intervals between the data points. They are getting longer, right? What does that mean?

    It means that the growth is accelerating. As long as it is accelerating it’s not even starting to flatten. You will first see it decelerate – the intervals will get smaller before that happens.

    Think this is just a New York problem? Half the cases are in New York. The rest of the country is being seeded by the other half.

    Now you have a perspective of what the talking heads tell you about “flattening the curve”.

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    sevaar777  8 days ago

    So the alien brain parasite that has been living disguised as the Orange turd’s hair swells with pride as it’s nefarious scheme to wipe out the human race, at least in the “greatest” nation on earth, comes to fruition….

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    Wyneaux  8 days ago

    Now his head matches what’s in his shorts….

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    Zebrastripes  8 days ago

    The only curve I see is the “U” turn headed for the funny farm…..they’re coming to take him away,………

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 8 days ago

    This is hiding the Point on the top of his pinhead!

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    Pickled Pete  7 days ago

    A cone ( dunce hat ) would fit perfectly on that mound..

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 7 days ago

    Remember, trump has NO CLUE how to deal with a problem that he CAN’T bully, bluster, bribe, threaten, rant, rave, Tweet or LIE his way out of, like he has for his ENTIRE LIFE!! A virus doesn’t give a S#!T what this FAT FRAUD SAYS, it doesn’t give a S#!T what your Political Party, or Religion, or Color, or Financial Standing is, it WILL continue to Infect people as long as they act like IDIOTS, and IGNORE THE ADVICE OF PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT, UNLIKE THE DISASTER PUMPKIN!!!

    And NO, they CAN’T make it go away by throwing money at it!!

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    Rad-ish says, posting No Ambiguity on Sherpa Premium Member 7 days ago

    Trump is the head of the curve.

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    EdMeiller Premium Member 7 days ago

    Typical of President Doh!

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    gammaguy  7 days ago

    How many of you have seen this story?

    https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/23/us/coronavirus-westport-connecticut-party-zero.html

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    Diamond Lil  7 days ago

    What brain?

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    charliekane  7 days ago

    Donnie’s always been for money over people. It’s his regular practice to stiff his vendors, suppliers, partners, customers, et al., to put another buck in his pocket.

    In the immortal words of Randy Newman:

    I don’t love the mountains

    I don’t love the seaI don’t love Jesus

    He never done a thing for me

    I ain’t pretty like my sister

    Or smart like my dad

    Or good like my mama

    It’s money that I love

    It’s money that I love

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    JohnHarry Premium Member 7 days ago

    New Conspiracy Theory: Putin develops the corona virus; plants it in China; runs a lottery for free tickets to New York in Wuhan; lotsa winners – all winners – so much winning. Think about it – as his puppet, Putin knows exactly how Trunp will react. Doesn’t have to fire a shot to wreck our economy. TaDa . . .

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