I remember a bit from Mitch Hedberg: “I used to play golf. I never got good at it, never got a hole in one. But I did hit a guy; and that is way more satisfying. You’re supposed to yell ‘Fore!’ But I was too busy mumbling, ‘There is no way that is going to hit him.’ I hit a guy in one. What’s par for hitting a guy? One. If you hit a guy in two, you are an a******.”
I remember a bit from Mitch Hedberg: “I used to play golf. I never got good at it, never got a hole in one. But I did hit a guy; and that is way more satisfying. You’re supposed to yell ‘Fore!’ But I was too busy mumbling, ‘There is no way that is going to hit him.’ I hit a guy in one. What’s par for hitting a guy? One. If you hit a guy in two, you are an a******.”