In a further effort to raid the audience of the National Enquirer, the formerly respectable press has recently taken to reporting sensationalism and celebrity gossip as if it’s real news. Take a good look at the UFO that Steve Moore drew above. Despite what you might see in the “news”, that’s as realistic as they ever get.
Interesting. I thought beaming an opposing player out of a football game was against the rules.
I wonder if this counts as “roughing the passer”?
@CORPCASSELBURY: It’ll probably be PROBING the passer. That would definitely be a personal foul.
A most personal foul.