The coach has decided not to comment on today's humiliating loss in the playoffs.
Said the coach of the Houston Texans.
Or else he goes to the Bahamas to get out of the mandatory press conference (and gets nailed with a picture of his tattoo of his wife wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey).
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What can he say?… literally!
One of the 999 uses of duct tape….