In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for February 02, 1997
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Duck: Yo, Dewey! Wanna play some hoop? Dweeb. Dewey: Yup. Duck: Hey, Hey, Hey! What is this? This ball is made of genuine leather! Yee-ow!!! That's cow skin!! This basketball could be your kinfolk! An uncle, a cousin, an aunt....or (gasp!) even your own sainted mother!!! Sometimes I hate myself for what I do to that dumb animal...but then I get over it. Dewey: Mommy.