Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 23, 2022
Ralston: Look at the casts they get for superhero movies these days! Between Iron Man, Hulk and Batman there are 4 Oscar-winning actors and 10 others with nominations! Captain Victorious: I know! And wait'll you see who they got to be in my movie! Ralston: Uhh, this isn't exactly what I was talking about, Cap... Captain Victorious: Come on! They were voted People magazines' "least likely to sink any further"! Tony Danza is... Captain Victorious, with David Caruso as Scrappy Lad! Summer 2008. Directed by Brett Ratner.