Hamhock: Y'know Tyr, I'll bet that solid metal helmet is retaining a lot of heat. Tyr: You think? Hmmm... Noise: WHOOOMPFF!! Hamhock: Man, that must have been cooking your brains!! Tyr: Do you smell pot roast?
Now he’ll need sun screen, ASAP.
That’s a silly spot for your stash.
Why not, I smell pork rinds when I singe the hairs on my arm when grilling or barbecueing.
Steel helmets can be hot, but they’re also really heavy.