Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 26, 2022
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Transcript:
Dentist: Listen, Hamhock, even if it were possible to give you tusks, you have to ask if it's ethical! I mean, I've always wanted wings, but I'm not about to go to a plastic surgeon and just order them! Hamhock: Since when are plastic surgeons ethical? Plastic Surgeon: So... we talkin' pterodactyl or butterfly? Dentist: Surprise me.
This makes no sense. I mean, if you can’t fly, why have wings hanging around? And yet, it’s funny.