Noise: Honk! Honk! Honk! Ralston: Ugh! Listen to that car alarm! So annoying! Don't you wish you could just go and smash that -- Noise: SMASH!!!! Tyr: Man, those things are annoying, huh? Ralston: You are my new hero.
Years ago, a jerk on my street had his car alarm hooked up to his horn in such a way that it would repeatedly bleat out “Shave & a haircut” until he shut it off. It kept getting activated at 1 AM and left going for at least half an hour. Someone got tired of it after a couple of weeks and used a slim-jim to break into the car. They yanked every fuse, then popped the hood so they could disconnect the battery. A note saying “I won’t be so nice next time.” was left behind.
It started up again a week later. Two nights of the nonsense went by before the car got torched.