Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 03, 2021
Captain Victorious: You know what power I should have? Teleportation! To be able to go from one side of the planet to the other like that?? Awesome!! Ralston: Cap, you can run across the planet in two seconds! Captain Victorious: Two whole seconds of running? You want me to pump my own water while I'm at it?? Jeez!