Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 25, 2021
Man: Thanks for teaching at Cheetos Middle School, Ralston! Ralston: Sure. It just seems to me that the curriculum is a little limited. "Science: The chemistry of flavor. History: The tragedy of 'New Coke.' English: 40 creative ways to spell 'cheez'..." Man: Well, there is phys ed. Ralston: "Dodge Twinkie?"