Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for September 16, 2020
Captain Victorious: Well, now that you have my powers, Hamhock, I'll have to teach you all the ways of the hero! Hamhock: Well, first I'm gonna charge people to save them! Captain Victorious: What?! Listen, I might be a big sellout who gives his likeness to whomever pays the most, but I have never charged people to save them! Hamhock: Is it because you never thought of it? Captain Victorious: Stupid, stupid, stupid!!