Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 10, 2020
Ralston: I'm sorry, Jeremy, but these Lunchtastics are irredeemable! Pizza, soda, nachos? You think it's okay for kids to eat this for lunch every day? don't you have any responsibility for health and nutrition? Jeremy: Of course! Look, the sprinkles on the cake are made out of Flinstone's vitamins.