Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 11, 2020
July 10, 2020
July 12, 2020
Transcript:
Hamhock: I'm sick and tired of having to take public transportation! I'm getting a car!! Bixby: That's a bad idea, Hamhock. Remember how you lost your last car? Hamhock: Don't say I "lost" it. You make it sound like I was too poor to pay for it and they took it away. I just don't remember where I left it. Bixby; Yes, that sounds far less incompetent.
One time I couldn’t find where I parked the truck. Turns out it was stolen!! Every time I don’t spot it rightaway now, I panic!