Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 16, 2020
April 15, 2020
April 17, 2020
Transcript:
Captain Victorious: I'll take a Mega Titan burger, and obscene size it. Ralston: Mmm... I'll have the garden salad. Captain Victorious: Garden salad? That's rabbit food! Eat some real food! Captain Victorious: You know, pig slop is a high-protein gruel made from grains, meat and bone meal. Captain Victorious: So? Ralston: So it's all leftover parts mashed together and it's still more nutritious than what you ordered! If I'm eating rabbit food, then what you're eating doesn't even reach the quality of pig food. Captain Victorious: Yeah. Pigs can be such health freaks. Hamhock: Slop burger with cheese, extra bone meal.
he could have ended it in the 3rd panel with ‘of course, I AM a rabbit’