Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 26, 2020
Captain Victorious: Say, Dynaman, how did you get your powers? Dynaman: It was a dark and stormy night... Captain Victorious: Wow!! Really?!? Dynaman: Nah. Steroids. I was working as a police scientist in my lab one night, mixing dangerous chemicals. Just then, the lab was struck by lightning, bathing me in my own chemical cocktail! Somehow I managed to escape the wreckage, but as I did.. I was bitten by a radioactive mutant werewolf!! Then, a spaceship crashed and the pilot bestowed upon me a magical alien amulet!! Finally, a nearby power plant exploded, which then activated my magilogical cosmo-dynamic atomic werewolf chemicals!!