Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 21, 2020
Ralston: Okay, so you're an invulnerable super-hero and smoking won't harm you. But what about the secondhand smoke? What about the harm you may be causing others? Captain Victorious: My superpowered metabolism filters out all the toxins and releases smoke that's no more harmful than incense. Ralston: So that's why it smells like vanilla in here. Captain Victorious: I'm also working on "Rainforest Medley."