Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 21, 2020

Transcript:

Hamhock: Okay, I'm gonna get into shape and no one is gonna treat me like a meal again! I'm here to work out! I'll not be used for carbo-loading or as a saltlick! No one's eating me, okay? Man: Eat you? With all that saturated fat? Nitrates? Sodium? Woman: Ewww. We'd never eat anything like you! Hamhock: My people!