scrappy lad: hey, moxie, I made you a present! moxie: drop dead, nimrod. scrappy lad: here! moxie: A switch blade?? it's gonna take a lot more than that to impress me! cha-chunkk!! moxie: Although that's a good first step...
RUN! No red muzzle!
Handing a girl who already hates you an automatic weapon? It’s a bold strategy, Cotton, let’s see how it goes.
The way to a girl’s heart is thru her ammo magazine? Does Moxie grow up to be Dana Loesch?
Somehow I don’t think that is going to make a good Transformers child’s toy…
It’s a pretty interesting variation on “concealed carry”.
June 10, 2017
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