Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 10, 2019
Transcript:
captain: check it out, ralston, I'm eating vegetarian! Ralston: What is that? captain: Fish sandwich! ralston: Wh-? Fish aren't vegetables! captain: then why do they have leaves?? ralston: Fins, cap. those are fins. captain: Whatever. if it ain't got feet, it's a vegetable.
Are snakes fruits or vegetables?