Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 04, 2019
Transcript:
bixby: Listen, fritz, it's great you're loosening up, but... fritz: Bixshby! my man! I love thish guy!! Bixby: You're taking this a little too far! fritz: hey, watch who yer shovin' there, smurf face!! bixby: Fritz! Think of your reputation!! fritz: (I'm not really drunk, I'm just faking to be one of the guys. don't worry!) bixby: you old dog! a professional to the last! Fritz: Tyr!! wrestle you for the last hot wing!
Yeah, because ACTING drunk is so much more dignified than actually BEING drunk.