Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 26, 2019
Transcript:
scrappy lad: hey, tyr, you've got something on your shirt! Tyr: oh, why 'cause it's thousands of years old and never been washed, is that it?? Tyr: yeah, let's all make fun of the ancient slob who's unable to grasp modern hygiene!! tyr: happy? scrappy lad: man, when'd it get so hard to hit people in the face around here...
I’m pretty sure you lucked out by not being able to flick him, Scrappy; he’d probably have “flicked” you through three walls out of reflex.