tyr: man, it's really coming down out there, huh? Ralston: how are you not soaked?? Is that some norse god trick?? Tyr: Haha! no... I've covered in so much grime the water just slicks right off! It's like I'm simonized!!
Actually, English monks were flabbergasted that Norsemen bathed so often. They saw their cleanliness and care for personal appearance as further proof of the Vikings barbarism and immoral lifestyle.
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 6 years ago
If Ralston had any appetite left after being caught in the storm, I’m pretty sure that killed it.
andyboda over 6 years ago
Actually, English monks were flabbergasted that Norsemen bathed so often. They saw their cleanliness and care for personal appearance as further proof of the Vikings barbarism and immoral lifestyle.
Plods with ...™ over 6 years ago
Wow. Been a long time since I’ve seen a Simonize™ commercial.
edreajr over 6 years ago
“Back in the day” cleanliness was NOT next to godliness.