Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 03, 2013
Bixby: So, Hamhock, I got you a job in a new picture book. Hamhock: Cool! What kind of book is it? Bixby: I don't know, it's a farm theme. Count the chickens, the cow goes moo, I have no idea. Hamhock: A farm job, huh? Okay, I don't mind roughing it. Say, who's a guy gotta geld to get a cappuccino around here?