I’d love to try a magon of flead. Actually,even a flagon of mead tastes good. But mead has one hell of a punch you don’t feel until several minutes later.
At least Tyr is a responsible drunk who has takes a cab rather than getting behind the well when sloshed.
Isn’t it nice, to know that there are people in the world who can actually get this joke, because they know what a “flagon” is?
So what. At least he’s responsible enough as a drunk to not get behind the wheel.