Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 15, 2011
man: Tyr, here in anger management, we want to teach you that fighting isn't the answer to everything. tyr: but I'm the norse god of war! people look to me for victory in battle! What am I supposed to tell someone in the middle of a fight who asks for my aid? Man: Tell them to find a happy place! tyr: that might difficult with an axe in their spleen.