Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 09, 2011
captain: what's this? bixby: your merchandising royalty check. captain:hey!! why's it so small? bixby: the economy. people aren't buying non essentials. captain: "nonessentials"?? i only lend my likeness to the most essential products available!! bixby: Then hopefully people will start feeding their kids "cappy vs upperback home electrolysis blasters..."