Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 25, 2011

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    zero  over 11 years ago

    Or choke Harvey Fierstein. Please.

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    Colt9033  over 11 years ago

    “Care Bear Stare! ”

    Oh wait, Choke? Well, imagine there alot people who’d choke those little guys.

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    Kamino Neko  over 11 years ago

    Who knew the Care Bears were kinky…?

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 11 years ago

    It got real easy once they put in the Skittles vending machines.

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    Spyderred  over 11 years ago

    Properly, it’s Care Bear Stairs.

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 11 years ago

    The operative word there is “say”, Eldo. “There’re no standards” would be grammatically correct, but most people would probably say “There’s no standards” (at least, it sounds more natural to me). Dialogue, even when written out, should conform to spoken custom, rather than rules for writing. I tend not to fault a writer for a mistake that can be reasonably ascribed to a character.

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 11 years ago

    On the other hand, maybe it’s simply true that there’s no standards anymore…

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    Tamac  over 11 years ago

    too much mythology for me…

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    ellisaana Premium Member over 11 years ago

    In class the other day, we discussed the myth that people once spoke in grammatically correct sentences.

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    cwreenactor  over 11 years ago

    All those Care Bears. Now that’s scary.

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