Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 11, 2011

GARM!

Not the rock band…. ‘)

So Hela was the original goth chick?

You just can’t get away from family.

Messy times at the family reunions. Much mead was spilled by all.

She’s got LOVELY hair, and I suppose I could get used to the nose, but she really needs to improve her posture. Still, I’d hit that.

(Besides, she’s got a dog rather than an apartment full of cats.)

I think Tyr may be allergic to dogs.

Geyr nu Garmr mjok fyrir Gnipuhelli; festr mun slitna enn Freki renna, Fjold veit hon Froetha fram se ek lengra um Ragnarok romm Sigtiva.

Vituth er enn etha hvat?

fritzoid said:

‘“She’s got LOVELY hair, and I suppose I could get used to the nose, but she really needs to improve her posture. Still, I’d hit that.”

According to Norse legend Hela was a normal girl on one side, and a corpse on the other — make-up does wonders…

It’s the refrain from the Voluspa, Chikuku, in the best spelling I could manage without resorting to þe olde Widows Character Map.

Roughly:

Garm howls furiously in the cliff caves, (the entrance to Hell) breaks his bonds, and Freki (aka Fenris) runs free. Much she (the Sybil) can teach you; More I can see of the fall of the gods of victory.

Thet certainly put “fun” in “dysFUNctional.”