ralston: Um...no. captain: yes. ralston: but, they're not!! captain: Of course they are. ralston: Look,I'm not trying to be a hard case about this..but "funyuns" don't count as vegetables. captain: vegetables can't be fun??
Not touching that one with a ten foot cuke.
Vegetables are not fun.
but they are nessecary.
I love my vegetables. my other friends aren’t as much fun
Rutabagas. They sound funny.
Beans make you sound (and smell) funny.
why don’t cannibals eat vegetables?
the wheelchairs hurt their teeth.
Succotash sounds funny, also…
As opposed to animal or mineral?
Heavy on the mineral (NaCl).
I suppose Ralston prefers “Responsibility-yuns”.