Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for September 07, 2010

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 12 years ago

    What’s the problem with that dress that damsels have to be saved from it? Is it one of Lady Gaga’s?

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    zero  over 12 years ago

    @Coyoty - it’s because distress makes their butts look big… and btw, why is that a bad thang? [jk]

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    ksoskins  over 12 years ago

    I don’t want to butt into this conversation, but

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    PlaidWolf  over 12 years ago

    I dunno….i seem to recall Wonder Woman having to save her man-trophy Steve from perilous situations more than a few times

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    pschearer Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Damsels! You can’t live with ‘em and you can’t live without ‘em.

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member over 12 years ago

    why would you buy one Air Jordan? Or for that matter 24?

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    MisngNOLA  over 12 years ago

    Wonder Woman saved Stevie Wonder?

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 12 years ago

    The movie “Salt” was originally written for a male lead. There was to be a scene in it where Salt(M) saves his wife from some dire distress. When they rewrote the movie for Angelina Jolie, they cut that scene rather than regendering it, because having Salt(F) save her husband from peril would have made him appear weak, and therefore unworthy of being married to Salt…

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 12 years ago

    In the year 932, Ms. Amazement tried to rescue Prince Herbert from his imprisonment in the tower of Swamp Castle, but he would have none of it…

    Since then she’s stuck to damsels. At least they’re grateful.

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Hi, shytimes. I’ve been scarce, but not entirely absent. I’m in rehearsals for a play (small role, but I’m also A.D.), so my schedule has been (and will continue to be) tight for a while.

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    GreenBikeGuy  about 12 years ago

    Watch your language: say “DARNsel.”

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    Ed The Red Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Wonder Woman has spent the last 70 years saving Steve Trevor from one peril after another. But I guess poor Steve isn’t as famous as Lois Lane.

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    BananaSlug  almost 10 years ago

    The only other option is to not save them, because they’re damsels. Which is kinda sexist…

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