Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 27, 2010
August 26, 2010
August 28, 2010
Transcript:
bixby: so these are new "realistic" dolls? Man: Yes! modern dolls for modern life! Check it! Here's "lucy latchkey"! just give her the keys to your house and she takes care of herself! Then there's "Charlie sniffles"! you have to take him to a real doctor and buy him health insurance! Bixby: And what's with "Sally credit card information"? Man: She steals your identity and moves to mexico.
ksoskins over 13 years ago
How about the Gordon Hocheiser doll that dresses up in a gorilla suit to try to scare his mother to death?
You can dress like a gorilla If you think that it’ll kill her But never put your mother in a home
zero over 13 years ago
Hmmm Sally wasn’t the name she told me…
Kaywest over 13 years ago
Hmm… sounds more like Debbie Dumpster Diver to me.