Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 23, 2010
August 22, 2010
August 24, 2010
Transcript:
bixby: hey, fritz, I'm going on vacation, okay? Great. fritz: Sorry, bixby, but you used all your time off when you were sick last month. bixby: What?? Well, I guess I should have just come to work sick! next time, I'll be sure to get you sick, too!! Fritz:I don't think eating a gallon of rotten tuna is contagious, bixy. bixby: We'll see about that...
zero over 13 years ago
Yeah, uh, think I’ll skip breakfast
ksoskins over 13 years ago
You mean Bixby ate the whole gallon of rotten tuna by himself and didn’t share, now that’s selfish. What a rat!
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
Tuna from the state of Denmark should always be tested first.
mrsullenbeauty over 13 years ago
What about maternity leave? Have you used all of that?
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
freeholder: “Tuna from the state of Denmark should always be tested first.”
Because it’s common knowledge that “Something is rotten” there? Are you a fishmonger?
“O, my lunch is rank; it smells to heaven! Now how my gorge rises to think on’t. For this relief much thanks, for ‘tis bitter cold, and I am sick to my stomach.”
PlaidWolf over 13 years ago
Besides, Fritz is a dog…and most dogs would’nt refuse much anyway….