Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 03, 2010
Transcript:
woman: why do I have to change just 'cause wonder woman did? Bixby: 'cause you're a wonder woman rip off! woman: What?? how am I a rip off of her?? bixby: Are you serious?? you're almost identical!! woman: She's an ancient greek; I'm an ancient celt! she's made of clay! I'm made of stone! and I have nothing like her "magic lasso of truth"! bixby: what about your "Bloody mace of persuasion" woman: well, it does get results...
zero about 14 years ago
I thought mace was illegal!?….
ksoskins about 14 years ago
To paraphrase Al Capone, you can get more with a kind word and the “Bloody Mace of Persuasion” than you can with a kind word alone.
Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago
I thought she was a ripoff of Xena. Or was it Big Barda?
mrsullenbeauty about 14 years ago
I thought she was inspired by Ma Kettle.
And I guess her weapon of choice is slightly more effective than my “Feather Duster of Indifference.”
Aryalover about 14 years ago
I think that’s a Morning Star.
lewisbower about 14 years ago
I can think of a couple of things that make me think of Wonder Woman. Coming Dear, just looking at Super Heroes.
Little Miss Tink about 14 years ago
“Rip-Off”? Usually, the term I’m hearing these days is “Knock-Off”!