jenn erica: look, cap, I'm gonna be the spokeswoman for ladyade! Finally! a sports drink for what women need! a drink to celebrate us!! Jenn erica: HRRRRRRR...!! jenn erica: Can you open this, please...?
It’s a double whammy, actually designed by the manufacturer to undermine women’s self-esteem. Not only are the lids too tight, retailers are required to keep their stock on the top shelves…
No, it’s a triple whammy, since they’ve hired a spokeswoman whose defining characteristic is the lack of any distinguishing characteristic.
”LadyAde - As ineffectual as you are!”
”LadyAde - Just let a MAN do it!”
”LadyAde - It isn’t in you.”
”LadyAde - A little help, here?”
”LadyAde - Because you’re cute when you’re angry!”
LadyAde: Ask your doctor or pharmacist to open it for you.
zero almost 14 years ago
Don’t Cap. She’ll only resent you for it…
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
LOL, juke.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Then there’s the guy’s pop-topless version.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
It’s a double whammy, actually designed by the manufacturer to undermine women’s self-esteem. Not only are the lids too tight, retailers are required to keep their stock on the top shelves…
No, it’s a triple whammy, since they’ve hired a spokeswoman whose defining characteristic is the lack of any distinguishing characteristic.
”LadyAde - As ineffectual as you are!”
”LadyAde - Just let a MAN do it!”
”LadyAde - It isn’t in you.”
”LadyAde - A little help, here?”
”LadyAde - Because you’re cute when you’re angry!”
LadyAde: Ask your doctor or pharmacist to open it for you.
runar almost 14 years ago
So…JennErica can’t screw the Cap?
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Cap strikes me as loose enough, but if I’ve learned anythiing from experience it’s that you should never screw anything that can’t be unscrewed…