Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 10, 2009
Man: hey, where are all the good values? Tyr: values? you want values?? tyr: How about the true values of the viking? Where life was precious because it could be lost at every turn?? where every meal was sacred, and even the tiniest morsel of food was more precious than gold!! man: your food costs more than gold?? woman: That's it. we're going to applebee's.