Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 13, 2007
Scrappy Lad: The only reason Moxie Gumption doesn't like ME is because she likes you!! You're all classy and dignified and know how to dress yourself! Oooh! Well, you need to help me look good! Burp! Scratch yourself in public! Shower less! Just act less classy! Ralston: Couldn't you just act more classy? Scrappy Lad: You kidding? I'm a sidekick!! Dignity is like kryptonite to me!