Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 02, 2007
Ralston: Hey, kids! Whatcha eatin'? Boy: Why, "Sugar-fried Butter Pops," of course! Ralston: Ewww! I'm a stuck-up prude and I would never eat that! I will boycott your product in an astounding act of arrogance! Boy: Fascist! We're gonna sic our kitty on you! Get 'im Poppy! Ralston: Hahahaha!! Poppy?? Duz da widdle kitty scwatch? Ha- oh. Boy: Hooray for the jaws of the free market!!