Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 30, 2007
Man: Hi, Ralston, I'm Rudy. Thanks for being our new "Butter Pops" mascot. Ralston: Sure. Man: And listen, we really appreciate you stepping in after Disney boycotted us... Ralston: Okay... Man: It just sickens me that a huge company like that would undermine a kid's right to make his own snacking choices! Ralston: Isn't your motto "Eat Butter Pops or Die Lonely"? Man: Yes! See! It's all about choice!