Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 29, 2007
Bixby: Ralston, have you heard? Disney will no longer license it's characters to any food with trans fat. Ralston: Bixby, that's great! Do you realize what this means? It means pressure on junk food companies! It means a healthier outlook for our children! Bixby: It means you're the new mascot for "sugar-fried butter pops."