Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 19, 2006
Ralston: Why are you so confident? Captain Victorious: Because I know I'll always win. Ralston: But you can't know that! Captain: Why not? I've never lost. Ralston: So you don't even admit there's a slight statistical chance that you might lose? Captain: Nope. Ralston: Why not? Captain: Because I'm confident. Ralston: I can't decide if that's incredibly zen or just moronically self-deluded. Captain: Let's go with that non-moron thingy.