Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 31, 2005
Fritz: Bixby, how's your progress with the "Dandy Candy" file? Bixby: I outsourced it. Fritz: You outsourced it? Bixby: Yeah, I handed it off to a competent individual who I am confident will accomplish the task to all your expectations, freeing me up to deal with other priorities. Fritz: So that's why I found it on my desk... Bixby: How's your progress with that, by the way? My boss is kinda breathing down my neck, here.