Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 02, 2005
Mr. Negato: Bixby, you've got to get me a new archnemesis! Bixby: What's wrong with Captain Victory? Mr. Negato: He's a brain-dead fool! I need someone who will challenge my mind! Someone to match my genius! Bixby: Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Negato, but all heroes are pretty much simpleminded oafs. None of 'em are gonna give you a mental workout. Mr. Negato: How about a hot babe, then! I've always wanted to fight a hot babe... Bixby: I got Siliconia or Lady Botox.