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In Security by Bea R. for August 04, 2021

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    AnyFace  4 months ago
    Five Fury-Driven, Reality-Denyin’ Panels Today~!!!! ✨❤️✨
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    Vilyehm  4 months ago

    There will be at least one more explosion.

    Sedine hasn’t been in the middle yet.

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    AnyFace  4 months ago

    Terrific variety of Panel Compositions as well. ✨❤️✨

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    AnyFace  4 months ago
    Seems nothing can penetrate Ellie’s “Sphere Of Obliviocity”™ … ✨❤️✨
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    willispate  4 months ago

    to Ellie: THAT’S THE NAME OF A FOOTBALL TEAM, YOU MORONIC, KNUCKLEHEADED NANA!!!!!

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    GirlGeek Premium Member 4 months ago

    You are so lucky we have a comment policy now

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    JDP_Huntington Beach  4 months ago

    There used to be a poster, that had a beautiful woman on it in a bikini. The words said, “No matter how beautiful she is, someone, somewhere is tired of her sh*t!”

    Elle seems to be the Poster child for this.

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    rwstyles1234  4 months ago

    This one calls for a head bang on desk. A face palm isn’t good enough.

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    Queen Wolfen  4 months ago

    Heh. I figured he’d be playing for the Packers, at least.

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    NewPatriot778  4 months ago

    Ellie didn’t you used to work at a sports bar? How do you not know this?!

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    NewPatriot778  4 months ago

    Why would Hubbs give up his accounting job to work at a diner?

    (Imagine I’m Omniman pointing at my temples)

    Think Ellie!

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    destry1970  4 months ago

    Should I be more offended by the name of the football team, or the fact that Ellie can not tell the difference?

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    TwilightFaze  4 months ago

    A week of burns incoming. Ellie’s on a roll!

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    Robert Nowall Premium Member 4 months ago

    Must be an expansion team.

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    Inahastation(eye nuh ha station)  4 months ago

    That Ellie is downright unlovable.

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    Neo Stryder  4 months ago

    JUST LIKE YOU!

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    KaiserFrazer67  4 months ago

    Well, at least we officially know the name of the team which has the emblem Bea designed, and their (general) location. Hopefully we’ll soon learn in which city and in which Dakota they’re based.

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    jrankin1959  4 months ago

    Oh, my…we are oblivious, aren’t we?

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    jrankin1959  4 months ago

    Dakota Diners… I was close. ( Utah Utensils )

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    Jaymi Cee Premium Member 4 months ago

    Never before have I ever been in favor of giving a child the “Disney treatment”…but BeaR, I do not know how anything can fix this version of Elle. Selfish, mean-spirited, greedy, clueless, vindictive…I think it’s time to throw a bucket of water on her, and move the story forward with a kind stepmother.

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    asd2525  4 months ago

    Does anyone else remember a time when everyone loved Ellie? This week’s strips seem to have sent most people’s opinion of her in reverse.

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    ars731  4 months ago

    I feel like we should rename Ellie, Karen at this point

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    hk Premium Member 4 months ago

    Well, knowing BeaR, there is always hope. After all Ellie is her creation and with any hope, someone will smack her and wake her up. Maybe Al running away will do it!

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    bob-droid12  4 months ago

    To us reader, there’s like a day in-between Ellie’s mega-ditzy remarks and we can barely handle them. For Sedine, Sam and Roy, they been coming rapid-fire; so how are they still standing?

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member 4 months ago

    And there we have it, certifiably brain dead.

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    jrankin1959  4 months ago

    I was going to suggest someone take a look at the envelopes the cash has been coming in – but in Ellie’s present state that might not be terribly effective. (Besides, how have large sums of cash been coming through the mail without the authorities getting… curious?)

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    jonnytest  4 months ago

    Dumber and dumber…

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    Dragoncat  4 months ago

    Ellie: (n) – A prime example of why scientists look to outer space for signs of intelligent life.

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    Dragoncat  4 months ago

    There may be only one way to shed some light into the gaping black hole posing as Ellie’s brain…

    Hubbs has to say something about the money he’s been sending to his wife and son while he’s still on TV. Even that might not work, but still…

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    Vilyehm  4 months ago

    While nobody can figure out Ellie, why don’t we move on to another important matter.

    Who or what is the Dakota Diners’ mascot?

    A walking Diners Club credit card?

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    reactoraxeman  4 months ago

    Man Battlestations Moron. Set Condition Stupid throughout the ship…

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