In Security by Bea R. for August 04, 2021

There will be at least one more explosion.

Sedine hasn’t been in the middle yet.

Terrific variety of Panel Compositions as well. ✨❤️✨

to Ellie: THAT’S THE NAME OF A FOOTBALL TEAM, YOU MORONIC, KNUCKLEHEADED NANA!!!!!

You are so lucky we have a comment policy now

There used to be a poster, that had a beautiful woman on it in a bikini. The words said, “No matter how beautiful she is, someone, somewhere is tired of her sh*t!”

Elle seems to be the Poster child for this.

This one calls for a head bang on desk. A face palm isn’t good enough.

Heh. I figured he’d be playing for the Packers, at least.

Ellie didn’t you used to work at a sports bar? How do you not know this?!

Why would Hubbs give up his accounting job to work at a diner?

(Imagine I’m Omniman pointing at my temples)

Think Ellie!

Should I be more offended by the name of the football team, or the fact that Ellie can not tell the difference?

A week of burns incoming. Ellie’s on a roll!

Must be an expansion team.

That Ellie is downright unlovable.

JUST LIKE YOU!

Well, at least we officially know the name of the team which has the emblem Bea designed, and their (general) location. Hopefully we’ll soon learn in which city and in which Dakota they’re based.

Oh, my…we are oblivious, aren’t we?

Dakota Diners… I was close. ( Utah Utensils )

Never before have I ever been in favor of giving a child the “Disney treatment”…but BeaR, I do not know how anything can fix this version of Elle. Selfish, mean-spirited, greedy, clueless, vindictive…I think it’s time to throw a bucket of water on her, and move the story forward with a kind stepmother.

Does anyone else remember a time when everyone loved Ellie? This week’s strips seem to have sent most people’s opinion of her in reverse.

I feel like we should rename Ellie, Karen at this point

Well, knowing BeaR, there is always hope. After all Ellie is her creation and with any hope, someone will smack her and wake her up. Maybe Al running away will do it!

To us reader, there’s like a day in-between Ellie’s mega-ditzy remarks and we can barely handle them. For Sedine, Sam and Roy, they been coming rapid-fire; so how are they still standing?

And there we have it, certifiably brain dead.

I was going to suggest someone take a look at the envelopes the cash has been coming in – but in Ellie’s present state that might not be terribly effective. (Besides, how have large sums of cash been coming through the mail without the authorities getting… curious?)

Dumber and dumber…

Ellie: (n) – A prime example of why scientists look to outer space for signs of intelligent life.

There may be only one way to shed some light into the gaping black hole posing as Ellie’s brain…

Hubbs has to say something about the money he’s been sending to his wife and son while he’s still on TV. Even that might not work, but still…

While nobody can figure out Ellie, why don’t we move on to another important matter.

Who or what is the Dakota Diners’ mascot?

A walking Diners Club credit card?

Man Battlestations Moron. Set Condition Stupid throughout the ship…

oof part 2