In Security by Bea R. for April 06, 2020

She looks like a muppet… maybe she is a muppet.

4th Panel: “AAAAAAAugh!!!!”

Not a problem. It’s a style, less disturbing than some piercings.

So Charlene has nothing to worry about after all…yay?

Well at least she doesn’t stick candy there like Ed from “Ed, Edd, and Eddy”, if anything today’s strip made me remember something from my childhood that made me laugh! XD

If she lets the hair there grow I can only imagine where else she lets it… I know I’m a perv, but I can’t be the only one to come to that realization, she needs to wax or pretty soon she’s is gonna need laser removal from Iron Man!

So women legs are not naturally smooth? Who would know?

So I start mentally quoting a line from The Karate Kid…..

OK yeah, she’s definitely Sam’s sister. Or maybe his clone.

Gasaaa!!! A Yeti.

So she is not a natural blonde, then?

To quote Grandpa, “I wouldn’t take a hairy legged woman to a rat killing!”

Reminds me of when I was in the Army…

you go girl …..

This reminds me of an old Carol Burnett Show. Dick Van Dyke was a guest on this particular episode. She did one of her parodies on ‘Enchanted Inn’. (Old B/W Movie starring Merle Oberon…) It seems that she looked very homely, and he looked disfigured due to a bombshell going off near his foxhole. (he was a WWI vet.. told you, it is an old movie.). But, when they were in the inn she looked beautiful and he looked handsome. But, when they walked outside the inn, their deformities were shown. Well, they went outside and eventually saw each other and their deformities. She asks him about the issue about his face and he told her. “I was shaving when a bomb went off near my foxhole.” (he had numerous toilet paper pieces on his face to cover the razor cuts on his face.) He then said, “But… your face. That eyebrow…” Now, she had this one huge uni-brow that was going across her face. She then said, “I used to have two of them… until I plucked the top one…”

Woah rookie, you shouldn’t be flashing your legs on your first day. HR is going to have a fit about this.

A Nature Girl.

That’s quite a head of hair on those legs. Not an original thought, but appropriate here.

Pit check!

OMG! I just ate breakfast. At least the foliage has grown past the sandpaper stage.

And the marriage is saved. We can start liking her.

This took a direction I wasn’t expecting!