In Security by Bea R. for July 03, 2019

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    AnyFace  almost 3 years ago

    This could go south very quickly …

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    Queen Wolfen  almost 3 years ago

    Then they compromise and have a wrestling match with a mountain lion.

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    AnyFace  almost 3 years ago
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    AnyFace  almost 3 years ago

    Also, ‘Bitter’ beers aren’t necessarily actually bitter …

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    jvn  almost 3 years ago

    “I wanna pet a kitty”? A fluffy pink one?

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    KenseidenXL Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Drinking fermented horse urine can make anyone belligerent….

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    NewPatriot778  almost 3 years ago

    Ah an indirect kiss, how romantic! Especially one that stirs emotions, such as anger and kitty lovin’, talk about bitter and sweet.

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    NewPatriot778  almost 3 years ago

    Angry Ellie still looks super-cute! If she ever becomes an action figure I’m gonna collect them all; Angry Ellie, Happy Ellie, Scared Ellie, Ditzy Ellie, Happier Ellie, and I bet they’ll all have real punching action! XD

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    NewPatriot778  almost 3 years ago

    Is Ellie already drunk from half a mug of beer? Last time she got snockered she spilled a lot to Sedine:

    Then again, maybe it’s wine for whining and beer for beatings. While whiskey makes her frisky! ;)

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    Pequod  almost 3 years ago

    The kitty you so wish to pet

    She’s not at Chix n’ Wings

    But sitting there right next to you

    See what tomorrow brings.

    Liquid courage can be best

    When inhibitions high

    Drinking cannot save this date

    Hubbs thinks she is a guy.

    Ellie wants to punch someone

    That brew bitter and cold

    Hubbs had better wake up soon

    Before they both grow old.

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    Neo Stryder  almost 3 years ago

    That’s why I don’t drink.

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    jrankin1959  almost 3 years ago

    Steve Martin (in his stand-up comedy days) would answer hecklers with, Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer…

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    YatInExile Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Ellie should punch Hubbs for being so thick-headed.

    Maybe Ellie should punch herself as well.

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    hk Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Ellie, just yank off the wig and kiss Hubbs. The whole bar will cheer!

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  almost 3 years ago

    I bet Al would let you pet something else. Oh God, I need therapy!

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    Robert Nowall Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    If “Al” wants to punch someone, start with the Hubbs.

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    AStarofDestiny  almost 3 years ago

    I’m laughing so hard at this right now!

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    …rutt row…

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    jonesbeltone  almost 3 years ago

    Beer makes me sleepy. Cocktails make me frisky.

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    CYGNUS X1  almost 3 years ago

    He wishes he could pet a kitty…..there someone said it. The gloves are off.

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    Mr. Impatient  almost 3 years ago

    Sometimes while visiting my brother , we will go to a local microbrewery for lunch. The offer a sample platter of different beers. Most are very good, but some are strong. One tasted like pine tar, and one tasted like diesel fuel. But they all are very effective in altering our mindsets when leaving.

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    billdi Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Al/El should definitely punch Hubbs

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    Fiammata  almost 3 years ago

    Such effect does not one try of one drink make.

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    dtercho  almost 3 years ago

    Where’s the earth shattering belch?!

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    jrankin1959  almost 3 years ago

    Dive Bar must be serving Bear Whiz Beer (Firesign Theater)

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    Dragoncat  almost 3 years ago

    So Ellis has become… a man, and Hubbs has become… a six-year-old girl

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