This could go south very quickly …
Then they compromise and have a wrestling match with a mountain lion.
Also, ‘Bitter’ beers aren’t necessarily actually bitter …
“I wanna pet a kitty”? A fluffy pink one?
Drinking fermented horse urine can make anyone belligerent….
Ah an indirect kiss, how romantic! Especially one that stirs emotions, such as anger and kitty lovin’, talk about bitter and sweet.
Angry Ellie still looks super-cute! If she ever becomes an action figure I’m gonna collect them all; Angry Ellie, Happy Ellie, Scared Ellie, Ditzy Ellie, Happier Ellie, and I bet they’ll all have real punching action! XD
Is Ellie already drunk from half a mug of beer? Last time she got snockered she spilled a lot to Sedine:
Then again, maybe it’s wine for whining and beer for beatings. While whiskey makes her frisky! ;)
The kitty you so wish to pet
She’s not at Chix n’ Wings
But sitting there right next to you
See what tomorrow brings.
Liquid courage can be best
When inhibitions high
Drinking cannot save this date
Hubbs thinks she is a guy.
Ellie wants to punch someone
That brew bitter and cold
Hubbs had better wake up soon
Before they both grow old.
That’s why I don’t drink.
Steve Martin (in his stand-up comedy days) would answer hecklers with, Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer…
Ellie should punch Hubbs for being so thick-headed.
Maybe Ellie should punch herself as well.
Ellie, just yank off the wig and kiss Hubbs. The whole bar will cheer!
I bet Al would let you pet something else. Oh God, I need therapy!
If “Al” wants to punch someone, start with the Hubbs.
I’m laughing so hard at this right now!
Beer makes me sleepy. Cocktails make me frisky.
He wishes he could pet a kitty…..there someone said it. The gloves are off.
Sometimes while visiting my brother , we will go to a local microbrewery for lunch. The offer a sample platter of different beers. Most are very good, but some are strong. One tasted like pine tar, and one tasted like diesel fuel. But they all are very effective in altering our mindsets when leaving.
Al/El should definitely punch Hubbs
Such effect does not one try of one drink make.
Where’s the earth shattering belch?!
Dive Bar must be serving Bear Whiz Beer (Firesign Theater)
So Ellis has become… a man, and Hubbs has become… a six-year-old girl
January 02, 2017