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In Security by Bea R. for September 14, 2017

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    AnyFace  over 1 year ago

    Devastating.

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    AnyFace  over 1 year ago

    Superb use of “open balloons” in panel #2

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    AnyFace  over 1 year ago

    And then there’s panel #4, utterly soul-crushing in its existential bleakness.

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    AnyFace  over 1 year ago

    Rhetorical question …

    Is Ellie standing in front of the women’s section of the magazines at the local bookstore?

    How many of the different titles displayed can people identify?
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    AnyFace  over 1 year ago

    There’s an episode of “Cheers” where Woody becomes convinced that his girlfriend Kelly worships Satan, because she belongs to a Catholic sect which diverges slightly from his own on a tenet or two.

    “Irreconcilable Differences …?”
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    AnyFace  over 1 year ago

    So, we know that Ow’s approval, and one’s smart phone of choice, are non-negotiable.

    Wonder what else makes “The List.”
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    AnyFace  over 1 year ago

    Ellie does seem to attract the shallow ones, though.

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    AnyFace  over 1 year ago

    What’s that just below Bea’s signature in panel #1?

    Looks like a display rack for lollipops.

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    NewPatriot778  over 1 year ago

    So I take it that grown man delinquent from 8/19 wasn’t a Samsung user, yet he failed to get Ow’s approval, I guess Ow doesn’t follow Ellie’s phone-screening policy.

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    NewPatriot778  over 1 year ago

    So this is the kind of guy Ellie sways to become a clergyman, I guess we should trust her since she’s the owner of Pope Happy Cat IV.

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    NewPatriot778  over 1 year ago

    Bea, a couple of months ago you said any potential motherhood for Ellie was up in the air, does this mean you’ve made a decision that Ellie does want children in the future? If she does I hope her critera is stricter than his phone type, she should at least check out his car too! XD

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    Adiraiju  over 1 year ago

    …Polite, yet pointed and PAINFUL.

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    YatInExile Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I hope Ellie (and Ow) approve of Android users.

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    mjb515  over 1 year ago

    The Samsdung guy is not really equipped to join a convent. Besides he was not asking for marriage, perhaps he only wanted to see Paradise by the dashboard lights with her.

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    Cronkers McGee  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Samsdung? I think this romantic man learned a lesson about approaching a woman to ask for a date with his cell phone. Ellie formed negative opinions of him. Calling Ellie babes does not help him out either.

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    nostrebornod  over 1 year ago

    Angle of phone in frame 1…yeah, he’s taking a pic of her ass.

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    CaptExciting  over 1 year ago

    The wife-beater shirt didn’t have any bearing, though. That woman is a tech geek.

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    CaptExciting  over 1 year ago

    I wonder if she likes an “iPh One” or “And Roids” better?

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    CYGNUS X1  over 1 year ago

    Is this a flash back?

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    hk Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Funny. I’ve owned both, and I will stick with Samsung any day. iPhone finally water resistant in 2016. Samsung S4 (2013) waterproof – you could take pics underwater. iPhone too limited in technology and app choices and way toooo expensive. All three of my daughters switched to iPhones this last year and all three are trying to figure out how to get out of their contracts. It is good for people like Elle, it does give one the impression of fitting in and following the crowd. By the way, the “i” doesn’t stand for intelligence.

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    hk Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Actually, I don’t think it has anything to do with the phone. If he had an iPhone, she would have yelled the same thing. I don’t think she liked his approach. Calling a woman “babes” and using your phone to take a pic of her butt is not a good thing! She handled it well although I think a good slap would have worked better!!

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    hk Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You will also notice she smudged his lens in the third frame.

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    ars731  over 1 year ago

    I guess Elle is Apple gal first

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    brooklyn51  over 1 year ago

    He’s been phone-zoned!

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    Leslie B.  over 1 year ago

    No wonder she’s single.

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    Dragoncat Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Poor guy… He thought being a heart-breaker was his job.

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    Dragoncat Premium Member over 1 year ago

    A Convent?! He bought a Samsdung… It’s way too late for that.

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    Christopher Vickers  over 1 year ago

    He didn’t ask to marry you, El. He just wants to take you out. I guess Ellie’s like my OC Buddy, not picky when it comes to men, just ‘exceedingly selective’.

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    steven  over 1 year ago

    I’d take a Samsdung over an Apphell any day. :)Isn’t a convent where nuns live? I don’t think they’d let a guy like that in there…

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