Imagine This by Lucas Turnbloom for January 09, 2015
January 08, 2015
January 14, 2015
Transcript:
Darin: Check it out, the meth dealer up the street got a new car.
Clovis: Yep.
Darin: And the hookers on the corner have new boots!
Clovis: Yep.
Darin: We live in a really bad neighborhood.
Clovis: Yep.
Clovis is having that feeling again. Darin hasn’t fed him in a day. The meth dealer up the street will be paying dearly for this. Clovis can already feel the anger. Clovis-Rex is about to return.
Clovis is transforming into Clovis-Rex very quickly. He is now starving and growing at the same time. A roar escapes his mouth. He will find Darin so that Darin can feed him. He looks around and suddenly sees Robert the plant. Robert the Plant didn’t have a chance. One quick chomp. Poor Robert the Plant. Rest in peace.
Roberta The Plant has seen what Clovis-Rex did to her husband. She has placed a call to Calvin and Hobbes. Clovis-Rex is back and must be stopped. She tells her children, “Don’t worry, I will get a clone of your father growing in just a few minutes”. Susie picks up the phone. Does she dare let her daughter, Bacon, know about it?
Clovis-Rex happens across the local beer and wine store. He is thirsty. The first thing he sees is a bottle of vodka. He takes a big drink. Suddenly, he starts to shrink. He screams. Calvin and Hobbes have arrived and have seen what happened. Hobbes grabs Clovis-Rex and Calvin ours the vodka down the throat of Clovis-Rex. He slowly turns back to just plain Clovis. Clovis now is addicted to vodka. Calvin flies him back home to be his normal mean self..The end. Maybe.
cleokaya almost 10 years ago
Just think what the hookers and dealers have to deal with.
GROG Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Well at least they’re successful at what they do.
Mikel V almost 10 years ago
Is that so? It looks like business is good in the neighborhood! Of course it depends of which side of the law you are…
Plods with ...™ almost 10 years ago
Well done doc
katina.cooper almost 10 years ago
And Clovis trying to figure out how he can get on the money train.
Turnbloom creator almost 10 years ago
Have a great weekend, everyone. See you Monday.
katina.cooper over 9 years ago
Uh oh. Did the meth dealer grab Darin? If so, Clovis-Rex may emerge to get him back. Clovis is hungry and doesn’t feel like making dinner.
katina.cooper over 9 years ago
Clovis is having that feeling again. Darin hasn’t fed him in a day. The meth dealer up the street will be paying dearly for this. Clovis can already feel the anger. Clovis-Rex is about to return.
Mikel V over 9 years ago
So, it is Monday already. Where is Lucas? I brought cookies for everybody…
katina.cooper over 9 years ago
Clovis is transforming into Clovis-Rex very quickly. He is now starving and growing at the same time. A roar escapes his mouth. He will find Darin so that Darin can feed him. He looks around and suddenly sees Robert the plant. Robert the Plant didn’t have a chance. One quick chomp. Poor Robert the Plant. Rest in peace.
katina.cooper over 9 years ago
Roberta The Plant has seen what Clovis-Rex did to her husband. She has placed a call to Calvin and Hobbes. Clovis-Rex is back and must be stopped. She tells her children, “Don’t worry, I will get a clone of your father growing in just a few minutes”. Susie picks up the phone. Does she dare let her daughter, Bacon, know about it?
Mikel V over 9 years ago
Mmm, Lucas still missing. Does anybody want cookies? Eat them while they are fresh!
GROG Premium Member over 9 years ago
And pthbbbt, he was gone.
katina.cooper over 9 years ago
Clovis-Rex happens across the local beer and wine store. He is thirsty. The first thing he sees is a bottle of vodka. He takes a big drink. Suddenly, he starts to shrink. He screams. Calvin and Hobbes have arrived and have seen what happened. Hobbes grabs Clovis-Rex and Calvin ours the vodka down the throat of Clovis-Rex. He slowly turns back to just plain Clovis. Clovis now is addicted to vodka. Calvin flies him back home to be his normal mean self..The end. Maybe.